ScumGrunt Memorial Day Special

Unleash full-throttle patriotism with the ScumGrunt Memorial Day Tee — where firepower meets freedom and blue-collar grit runs hotter than a transformer in July. This Unisex Jersey Short Sleeve Tee is built for those who don’t ask for days off, they take the hill. Whether you’re grilling, honoring the fallen, or raising hell under a firework sky, this shirt throws a punch louder than a Warthog BRRRRT.

With a vibrant, chaos-fueled graphic inspired by battle-hardened linemen, war wolves, and a sky full of justice, this tee delivers the comfort of Airlume cotton and the impact of a 21-gun salute. Wear it proud. Wear it loud. ScumGrunt doesn’t whisper — it roars.

Product Features:

• Side seams hold their shape like a backbone under pressure
• Ribbed collar stays locked in — no flopping, no weakness
• Reinforced shoulders built for the weight of responsibility (and ammo)
• Graphics printed crisp and explosive — like they should be
• 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — light, tough, American-made

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold (like your stare)
• Tumble dry low (not your morale)
• No bleach unless it’s non-chlorine
• Iron if you must, but wrinkles show character
• Don’t dry clean — we ain’t soft