Retro Chasin' That Double Bubble - Vintage Style Graphic Shirt

You ain’t clockin’ in — you’re chasin’ that double bubble. And she's a blonde.

This ScumGrunt tee is built for the overtimers, the storm chasers, and the ones who don’t flinch when the sky turns black. Printed on a soft-as-hell 100% ring-spun cotton tee, it’s comfortable enough to sleep in — not that you ever do.

With bold artwork and a vintage cut, this shirt throws back to a time when men smoked during safety meetings and paychecks came with stories.
Perfect for linemen, wrench-turners, and anyone who knows the real money don’t start till the storm hits.

Throw it on. Grab your gear. Let’s get paid.

WHAT YOU’RE GETTIN’

• Vintage style with a don’t-give-a-damn edge — built for bar runs, pole climbs, or passin’ out in the truck.

• Soft, breathable 100% Airlume cotton — feels good, wears tough.

• Ribbed collar holds shape so it doesn’t end up lookin’ like your crew neck’s been chewed on.

• Tear-away tag — no scratchy crap rubbin' your neck all day.

• Printed on gear made under fair labor and REACH-certified practices — so yeah, we raise hell responsibly.

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Wash cold (30°C / 90°F max) — keep the grit, lose the stink.

• Non-chlorine bleach only (you’re not tryin’ to tie-dye this thing).

• Tumble dry low — or just hang it on the tailgate.

• Iron medium heat — if you’re fancy like that.

• Don’t dry clean — this ain’t a suit.