Pardon my french roast (Dark French Roast coffee)

PARDON MY FRENCH ROAST — DARK. STRONG. BITTER AS YOU.
12oz Bag of Attitude

We’re not big on French stuff — but we make an exception for this roast. It’s bitter, bold, and blacker than your sense of humor. This Dark French roast doesn’t whisper sweet nothings — it barks orders, slaps your tastebuds, and keeps you upright through the worst shift of your life. Cocoa, toasted nuts, and a finish that bites back harder than your crew chief after lunch.

Sourced from the hills of South America. Roasted in the U.S. of A. This ain’t your aunt’s artisanal blend — it’s fuel for the fed-up. Brew it your way: drip, press, percolator, straight outta the thermos — whatever gets the job done.

THE BREAKDOWN:

• Size: 12oz (340g)

• Roast: Dark French (you’ll feel it)

• Flavor Profile: Bittersweet, toasty, cocoa, toasted nuts, strong finish

• Region: South America

• Whole Bean or Ground (dealer’s choice)

• Roasted in the USA by people who don’t flinch

• Certified “Specialty Grade” — yeah, it’s the good stuff

• Ships to the U.S., territories, and Canada

• Not for Etsy, eBay, or Amazon. Too raw for those platforms.