John Henry 'I Am The Machine!'

JOHN HENRY EDITION — BUILT FOR THE ONES WHO SWING BACK

This ain’t just a T-shirt — it’s a battle flag for the hard-headed, hammer-swingin’, never-backin’-down crowd. Inspired by John Henry, the man who buried machines with his own two hands, this gear is made for folks who know the grind and choose to meet it head-on.

Soft enough to wear while bustin’ rocks, tough enough to survive the aftermath. Whether you're laying track, stacking wins, or just carrying the weight of the world like it ain’t no thing — this shirt says you’re built from the same steel John Henry shattered.

WHAT YOU’RE GETTIN’

• 100% Airlume cotton — softer than a foreman’s handshake, tougher than his attitude

• Ribbed collar — holds shape like a man holds the line

• Tear-away tag — ‘cause ain’t nobody got time for scratchy distractions

• Fair labor and REACH-certified — raise hell responsibly

• Fit made for movement — swing hammers, swing punches, or just swing by the bar

ScumGrunt — I AM THE MACHINE.